Breaking: Truth Behind Duck Dynasty Ending.

By State Farm [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons
By State Farm [CC BY 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons
Recent news of end to the Ducky Dynasty series was surprising to the show’s many fans.  Some reports claim a decline in ratings along with the family’s other business interest requiring more of the famliy’s time.  However McOnions has obtained exclusive information from the set.

McOnions spoke to Cole Ricky a producer on season 11, the last season, of the show.  Mr Ricky spoke candidly about the bearded brothers actions off camera.  “They are some of the best people you would ever want to be around”, said Mr Ricky “They would do anything for you.  I think it came down to the fact they really wanted to shave”  Ricky went on to say the two younger brother had been ready to shave for over a year.

When McOnions reach out to Jep Robertson for commit he confirmed Ricky’s statement.  Jeb said, “I just can’t take it anymore.  I knew it was time to shave when I found my Apple TV remote in my beard.  It had been lost about 2 weeks at the time.”

At the time of this post we learned of a bidding war taking place.  Harry’s razors and Dollar Shave Club are going back and forth negotiating the first shave.  No word yet on what is being offered by either side.  But we are told both companies are with in a few whiskers of each other, and it will be a very close shave.

Who do you think should get the first shave?


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